Wednesday, November 28, 2007

It's My 100th Post!

For my 100th post, I wanted to write about something big…something amazing…dazzling!

Um, not quite. But I thought I’d share this for a few laughs:

I was laying in bed last night drifting off to sleep when I shifted to get more comfortable and barely brushed my husband’s foot with mine.

He’s a grown man, but he began flailing his arms and legs, squealing like a terrified child, yelling, “Oh my God, oh my God!”

I shot straight up and was all, “Holy crap, what’s the matter?”

His bulging eyes were darting around the room and he said, “I was kind of zoned out and when I felt your foot touch mine, I thought it was a wild animal.”

I looked at my slender size 8 foot. “A wild animal?”

“Yeah,” he swore. “I thought it was going to eat me.”

“Nice, honey. Really nice. You know I’m going to blog about this.”

“You wouldn’t.”

“I would.”

6 comments:

Cheryl said...

LOL! I'm sure I would have been thinking the exact thing. A wild animal, huh? Men!

Big Momma Pimpalishisness said...

Haha, a little squirrel crept into the house to nibble on his toes...

actually come to think of it I've heard of that happening.

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Margaret said...

Men always freak out over the little things, LOL. As if a wild amimal would wander into your house and make its way to your room!

CRUSTYBEEF said...

HAHAH! Your husband reminds me of mine.or rather this story.
I bet your hubby pulls back the bedsheets at night checks for hidden animals and closes the closet door too, right? :)
hehehehehe..Cute!!
Always,
Crusty~

Missy said...

Sounds like its time for a pedicure ;)